You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
