his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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