you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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