How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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