Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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