Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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