in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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