i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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