just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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