Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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