just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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