I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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