But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
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At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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