wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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