Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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