yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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