And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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