wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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