I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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