if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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