kristin has been a bad kristin
birth control should be required to get into college
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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