apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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