i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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