Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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