Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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