i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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