ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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