my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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