So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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