all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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