I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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