What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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