ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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