worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
