I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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