Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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