The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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