her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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