guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
