do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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