David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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