I'm really into asian looking animals
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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