If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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