Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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