Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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