what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was confusing and full of hummus
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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