that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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