no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
