The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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