As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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