haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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