You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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