i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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