Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Verdict: uncircumcised.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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